Happy Holidays and a Merry Christmas,

This is my Christmas card for all my American Christian Friends.



Want to do something for the world?
Feeling like things aren't going well?
You just might be the reason but it isn't too late to change your ways and repent.
I've put together a list we can all benefit from.

1. Teach your children not to cheat, steal or any of the other nasty behaviors we are plagued with in America.
2. Stop preaching to everyone else and change yourself.
3. Go home and raise your own Children and realize Capitalism is not Democracy and it's not
the Christian equivalent of God's plan of Salvation. Money burns just like people do so when
the Savior comes your cash with be ash just like YOU.
4. Live the Golden Rule.
5. Check out the Ten Commandments and read them instead of turning them into monuments.
6. Go to Church and live the Golden Rule.

I'm sick to death of all this crap. Yes I would
like it if people told me when I am full of it. Come to think of it they do.
The following is some letter being sent around on the INTERNET by people that should
be working but instead are using company time and resources to email friends with this kind of
moronic stupidity.
In case you forgot JESUS was a Jew so he doesn't care.

THIS IS THE NEW MORONIC EMAIL BEING PASSED AROUND ALL THE OFFICES IN AMERICA. HOW MANY MAN HOURS
HAVE WE LOST TO THIS KIND OF PROPAGANDA?
OFFICE WORKERS OF AMERICA THIS CHRISTMAS FIGURE OUT HOW MANY HOURS YOU HAVE STOLEN FROM YOUR EMPLOYER
BY READING THESE EMAILS AND SEND HIM A CHECK.

I DON'T WORK IN AN OFFICE, BUT IF I DID. I WOULD BE WORKING FOR MY MONEY.

*Twas the month before Christmas*
>
> *When all through our land,*
>
> *Not a Christian was praying*
>
> *Nor taking a stand.*
>
> *See the PC Police had taken away,*
>
> *The reason for Christmas - no one could say.*
>
> *The children were told by their schools not to sing,*
>
> *About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.*
>
> *It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say*
>
> * December 25th is just a ' Holiday '.*
>
> *Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit*
>
> *Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!*
>
> *CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod*
>
> *Something was changing, something quite odd! *
>
> *Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa*
>
> *In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.*
>
> *As Targets were hanging their trees upside down*
>
> * At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.*
>
> *At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears*
>
> *You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.*
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> *Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty*
>
> *Are words that were used to intimidate me.*
>
> *Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen*
>
> *On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton !*
>
> *At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter*
>
> *To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.*
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> *And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith*
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> * Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace*
>
> *The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded*
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> *The reason for the season, stopped before it started.*
>
> *So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream Tree'*
>
> *Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.*
>
> *Choose your words carefully, choose what you say*
>
> *Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday !*
>
> Please, all Christians join together and wish everyone you meet
>
> MERRY CHRISTMAS

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT.